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As hard as this might be to believe, it certainly looks like I'm going to be moving again in about three weeks. This time to some suburb north of NYC, or so they tell me. This webpage may or may not move also. At any rate, make sure to keep coming back hundreds, thousands of times a day, just in case something happens and you have to write down a new URL real fast so you don't miss one little bit of the new material which I'm sure is gonna start showing up on this webpage any day now.

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