(Last updated: 1/23/98)

This section contains contributions from writers who, immensely talented and entertaining as they may be, were just not ready to commit to the stressful obligation of being a regular PWC columnist. Ask Clash about how stressful that is. He can barely operate a vending machine anymore.

If you'd like to be featured in One-Timers, just send your submission to me, and I'll put it up promptly, unless it contains overly sensitive, shocking, or otherwise offensive material. Then I'll just put it on the Introductions page and pretend that I wrote it.

1/23/98 - Alexander, RIP (Doug Linder)

1/15/98 - Alien V: The Publication (Andy Moore)

1/13/98 - Bill of Wrongs (Andy Moore)

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